I’ll never be allowed to join this fine nation! I only got 9 right answers to this citizenship test, although I’m proud I gave the right answer to the following question (and it only goes to prove that I’m right in thinking that time spent in the pub is time well spent – otherwise, how would I have known the answer?):
Question 8
Life in the UK explains what to do if you spill someone’s pint in the pub (we’re not making this up). What, according to the book, usually happens next?
A: You would offer to buy the person another pint
B: You would offer to dry their wet shirt with your own
C: You may need to prepare for a fight in the car park